“I have something for you.”
“You ready? You ready? You Ready? You ready?” he says as he shuffles like a choo choo train to where I’m sitting. “You ready? You ready?”
“Yes, I’m ready!” I say through giggles.
“I have an eyebrow hair that’s like four inches long!”
My husband is so weird.
I tell him that frequently, and to be fair, he tells me the same thing, just about as often. But man, does he make me laugh. And I think that’s one of my favorite things about being married to Tony. It’s what makes marriage fun and what makes the hard times so much easier. I think I will forever be entertained, especially if monologues like this one occur….
“Maybe I’m like a thoroughbred. Maybe I’m like a stallion. I am! I’m a freaking stallion. You can call me Seabiscuit. I eat carrots. I like sugar cubes. Maybe I’m a horse. I’m a horse. I think that’s what it is.”